if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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