redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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