The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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