honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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