yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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