Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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