How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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