I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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