You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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