I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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