So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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