Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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