dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You left your phone here
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