can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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