I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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