Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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