she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Randomize
