garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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