I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
