hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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