he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Small penises have feelings too.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
