Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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