he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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