So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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