just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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