Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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