Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Can I color on your dick again?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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