let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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