We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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