What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Randomize
