Yo dont text me then not text me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
