how can u be prego again
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she looked like the before picture.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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