Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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