"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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