just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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