You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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