Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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