You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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