you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
there is puke in my bra ... again
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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