do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
worst night to have a conscience
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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