I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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