operation have a gay friend backfired
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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