okay pat passed out under dana's car
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Let's paint friendship bongs
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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