i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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