dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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