So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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