Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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