New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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