everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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