we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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