Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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