I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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